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where we're gonna put the stupid e-mails that get sent to
us. Hope you enjoy this section.
Our first e-mail
is from someone asking the number one most FAQ. Read
on to find out more!
can you at least let me keep the sk tag when i
enter the game? I don't feel like changing my
name, BTW do you have a mod on the server that
prevents me from using the [sk] callsign ?
Well 'Donny' it's Jack BTW. and.... yes, we
have a special filter thing set up to keep [sk]
ppl out. It helps us seperate the admins from
the non-admins.If you change your name in the
game. It will kick you. Sorry, way things are.
change you're name, and ur in. ttyl. Doniel.
In our last exchange, of e-mails,
here is what I finally got back for my answer.
Responce (Original email holds no
Yeah, Alright... I'll unban you. ::poof it's
done:: (I already did it.) Welcome back. Thank
god someone knows how to get themselves unbanned....
fucking other idiots out there.
hahaha yea i just went to the damn site.. but
i guess thats too hard for some unedjucated fucks
In our last exchange, of e-mails,
here is what I sent back for my answer.
Yeah, I hate people that are UNEDUCATED. You
know... those ones who don't know how to spell
simple words... like... maybe... for instance...
UNEDUCATED? Anywayâ€¦ Glad to have you back.
From: Marlon Mohammed [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 2:59 PM
Subject: xF info
ok, here goes... I AM [xF]*TheOne* and all of
my aliases.. I am Marlon
Mohammed, [xF]Sr-71 is Alex Duval, [xF]*r0ckstar
is Matt Bonaquisty, we
have no logo right now, nor do we have a website,
be we are gonna tear apart
all the people who play on yours... xtraFlava!
ha ha, piece... oh btw... i
am at George Mason(GMU), alex is at Radford, and
Matt is at VA Tech, we all
Well, Marlon, Thank you very much for the 'info'
on your clan. Besides the fact that I play with
you... oh, I dunno, almost every day or every
other day, I am glad to know about your names.
You'r clan must kick a lot of ass too, with its
3 members and lack of logo and website! I'm scared
too, because you said you're gonna 'tear us apart.'
However, it seems that all you guys do is come
in the server, get ur asses kicked, and rockstar
spent about 20 minutes yesterday crying about
the 'uneven' teams. Also, I don't really give
a fuck about where you guys go to college. Guys,
I think I'm missing the point of this e-mail.
I just don't understand why you sent this to me.
It really makes no sense whatsoever. And as a
closing, xtraFlava is a fucking stupid-ass name
for a clan. You guys anything like the
Icy Hot Stuntaz?
Additional Side Note that I forgot: 'Piece' is
a part of something. 'Peace,' however, can be
used to say goodbye in slang. Thanks.
this is crowley from school...listen i just got
CS on my box and want to join ur server but the
only problem is that i have to update the game...i
tried to do it w/ the update that was
installed by the game...but it dosen't recognize
my DSL service which is up and running
fine...do u have an update i can install or download...i
would really appreciate anything u can
do...if u want u can call my cell at 7326428098...thanx..
In our most recent exchange of e-mails
i tried that link last night and everytime i
tried to download it, it would time out...do u
the update on file that i could pay u for or something....i
spent 2 hrs on it last night its
just not working...call my cell and let me know....dose
someone else have the update that i
could call...call my cell and let me know...7326428098
I'm starting to wonder even more about you. You
spent two hours trying to update Counter-Strike?
::Shakes head:: I know I'm a loser, but really.
O.K. So you couldn't get it, huh? You say it times
you out? Did you try right clicking and saving
the target? Did you try a mirror? Did you try
Kazaa? Did you try searching for the file name
in google in quotes? Did you try ANYTHING useful?
I can think of 100 ways to download it off the
top of my head. In fact, just for shits and giggles
I went and downloaded it, AGAIN. I find it so
funny that you'd be willing to pay me for it,
too. Well, I have it on my hard-drive along with
every other update. My 40x burner can knock that
shit off in less than a minute on a CD for you
if you want. How much would you pay me for it?
$2, $5, $25, $50? More than the cost of the retail
version??? Anyway... Here's the deal... I'm not
gonna call you, but I know a bunch of other people
out there that might want to help you out. So
I'm gonna be a pal and post your name and number
on our website and I'm sure someone will call
you to help you out. Thanx for the e-mail mike!
Glad to help, anytime.
To Be continued...
>From: "Sean Thunell"
>Date: Mon, 2 Dec 2002 12:39:59 -0500
wtf why is forpi cs now it was way better as
dod. CS blows big asshole.
Sean, let my tell you why. Because DOD became
a game of fucking shithead campers... Where the
only way to kill anyone is to trudge over to their
base WALKING the whole way... god forbid you run
or you like stop dead in your path because of
your stamina meter... then you have to lay down
on the ground in a full prone position with your
gun bipod out to actually shoot anyone. I used
to be a DOD god with my other admins. I was rated
#15 in the world. Cyco was rated #8. We stopped
playing when the game turned into a match of who
could lay in the same spot longer and shoot at
the teammates everytime they left the spawn. No.
That's GAY. And Forpi has been down for a year,
maybe??? You're still hung on that? You know...
we still do get emails and messages posted in
forums saying DOD Forpi was the best sever that
ever exsisted after a year of being down. I guess
you guys are just a bit too obsessed. CS sucks
sometimes, yeah... But it's fucking awesome if
you play with a bunch of cool guys and have good
admins. Which is why forpi OWN YOUR SMALL BALLS!
heh... Anyway... Clearly we are the best server
on the net.... Still. If DOD ever becomes a real
FUN game again and NOT just a game that you have
to camp the shit out of people to kill someone....
We'll set up another DOD server. I just don't
see it happening. Thanx for the e-mail! Have a
-SB ( StupidBastard -- Formerly known as AceXXL
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