|- Can I become and admin? -
|No. Please, do not ask to be an admin. We will NOT op
you. We will not give you admin privilages, and we will
NOT give you any special access to things. We do, however,
give special treatment to regulars. If you come in and
play nice, fairly, and often, we will watch out for you
and you can ask us if you need anything. So keep that
|- Can I join [SK]? -
|No. Do not ask to join SK. We do not take new members.
We are NOT an invite only. We are a private clan and do
not accept any new members. If you have an [SK] tag on
your name you will not be permitted to play in our server.
This seperates admins from people who pretend to be.
|- I got perm. banned. How can I get
back in? -
|There is a possibility you got
perm. banned instead of temp. banned by accident. Although
this is an unlikely occurance, it does happen. If you
would like to be reinstated, send your WONid and usual
player name to one of the 'admins' to be reinstated. We
may reinstate you, we may not. If you do not know what
a 'WONid' is, please, ask someone that isn't me.
| - Where do I report an allegid cheater?
|You can report a cheater on the left side of your right
ass cheek. Errr... wait... I mean... You can report a
cheater to one of the admins. Again click on the admins
link. Please report all cheaters to [sk]focker to be a
pain in his ass not mine (AceXXL). Take it easy on the
reporting cheaters though. Thanx.
|- What maps does the server have?
|I think the question you meant to ask was, "What
MAP does this server have?" My answer: Dust. 24/7
Dust. Try looking at the name for that one. Dumbass.
|- Someone killed me while I was typing,
what do I do? -
| Get over it you little bitch.
|- I have another question but its
not on this list, now what? -
|Now, I KNOW you have to be smarter than that. Ask one
of us. Again, admin link try it. It is your friend. But
again, please direct your questions towards [sk]focker,
because I (Ace) is not the one you really want to ask.
I know you want to bother [sk]focker instead.
|- Ace, you are a sexy, bitch. Can
I get your digits? -
|I get this question all the time.
I also get, got a picture? got a website? got a 'special
someone'? Well... My answer to all these is... Just ask,
you KNOW I am a dead sexy bitch, so, just ask.
| - Someone is skywalking, I hate when
people skywalk, I can't kick them myself, will you do
it for me? -
|No, I won't. The only kick you'll
get from me is a kick in the nuts. Stop whining. Read
the rules, too. They outline everything you'll need to
|- No AWP / AWM on this server? -
|No. No AWP. This is a consideration
of the admins. Collectively we find the gun to be overly
irritating and is generally over-used. An entire team
will get them and totally slaughter the other team by
using these cheap guns. 1 Shot kills even if you get shot
in the arm. (Leg is -87 hp.) The point is. If you have
awesome sniper skills and wanna play in our sever, learn
to scout and kick some ass with that gun. Got faster bolt
action anyway. AND DON'T ASK FOR IT TO GET TURNED ON...Or
I'll slap yo bitch ass.
|- Yo, [SK] wanna scrimage? -
|No, I don't. A) It's a hassle, B)
It's a waste of time since our clan isn't big enough to
fill a closet (and we like it that way). Are we afraid
to play you? No. We just don't care enough to play another
clan, stop asking.